Society Says My Vagina Smells
Society says vaginas smell. We’ve all heard the jokes and the unwarranted remarks from guys who have probably never even been invited to explore our cave of wonders (I’m talking to you, Chad with the closet full of khakis and pastel shirts). Between stupid dude jokes about fish markets and an unlimited supply of perfume-y products being pushed on us, it’s clear that society is dictating the idea that vaginas need to smell like a damn bouquet of roses. Well sister, I'm here to tell you that vaginas have their own unique smells and I haven’t met a single one that smelled like a garden. Not to toot my own horn, but being up close and personal with 10 a day makes me somewhat of an expert…
In comparison, I'm pretty sure a ball sack doesn't smell like a rose either but that’s none of my business.
I guess no one talks about the fact that a guy’s twig and giggle berries can smell like someone’s toddler left a sippy cup of milk in a musty World War II bunker. Instead, they just give the good old vagina a stigma - one more thing for us to worry about because hair, makeup, a career, kids, friends, our mental health, boobs, periods, and finding the perfect selfie angle weren’t enough.
Oh, how quickly they forget that a vagina brought them into this world, and nobody was complaining then.
It’s alright though. Our honey pot can give birth to a new human and snap back into shape tight enough to bring a man to his knees. If that isn’t powerful, I don’t know what is.
So, tell me, what is a superhero supposed to smell like?
I just want to know why we don't have a product on the market called “the ball buster,” or “sensual nut scrub,” or “rosy scrotum”? You know, now that I’m thinking about it, maybe that will be my next venture!
Until then, I want you to know that we carry amazing refresher wipes for girls on the go who want to be sure their delicate flower isn’t drawing the wrong kind of attention. Made by MUFF, they’re paraben free, hypoallergenic, biodegradable (both the packaging and wipe), and good for you.
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P.S.,
I want to tell you, you smell just perfect!
Love,
Lisa
